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thebruceSo I catch this amazingly hilarious "Keystone Kops" post from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magdalene_1024, and what am I inspired to do?
Party In My Pants
The morning bell was ringing and I cursed the morning bright
And stumbled to the privy, eyes half shut against the light
For nature's call to answer dragging feet across the floor
And in my haste to answer I forgot to shut the door
So wanders in my kitty cat as friendly as can be
She's just a harmless animal so there's nothing she can't see
She's purring soft and friendly as she pushes through the door
And she curls up on me pantaloons 'round me ankles on the floor
Then all at once me doggy comes a-wagging thru the door
She sees the kitteh snuggled in me pants upon the floor
A curious nose she pushes toward the kitteh nestled there
What happened next to me dear friends was more than I could bear
The kitteh, startled, hisses at the curious doggy's nose
And bats a claw at puppy as her white sharp teeth she shows
I shook at what was happening between me thighs so bare
The ears and teeth and claws and fur and me so helpless there!
The doggy wags her tail and thinks the kitteh wants to play
The kitteh thinks of nothing more than how to get away
But as the puppy bounces 'round the kitteh for to watch
The kitteh's claws are stuck in me pajama bottoms crotch
The chase was on as kitteh tries to jump to her escape
But her claws stuck in me pantaloons are holding her at bay
She struggles for to free herself from my knees so bare
And the doggie puts her nose right up into me thatch of hair
The screamin' then commenced as claws were raking down my thigh
The doggie runs back to the door which shuts with her inside
I'm standing up still dripping and I do a little dance
Whilst reaching down to rescue the poor pussy in my pants
The kitteh finally frees herself and climbs up on my knee
The puppy still more curious, comes running up to see
The kitty climbing frantically up on the paper roll
And paper peeling off the roll and down on to the floor
The surgeon come to treat my wounds, he looked and shook his head
He did not ask the questions but went straight to work instead
I asked "Are ye not curious, how this came to pass, these wounds?"
Says he, "Noo, lass, Ye did nae shut the door to the bath-room."
©2008 Bruce Cannon
magdalene_1024, and what am I inspired to do?Party In My Pants
The morning bell was ringing and I cursed the morning bright
And stumbled to the privy, eyes half shut against the light
For nature's call to answer dragging feet across the floor
And in my haste to answer I forgot to shut the door
So wanders in my kitty cat as friendly as can be
She's just a harmless animal so there's nothing she can't see
She's purring soft and friendly as she pushes through the door
And she curls up on me pantaloons 'round me ankles on the floor
Then all at once me doggy comes a-wagging thru the door
She sees the kitteh snuggled in me pants upon the floor
A curious nose she pushes toward the kitteh nestled there
What happened next to me dear friends was more than I could bear
The kitteh, startled, hisses at the curious doggy's nose
And bats a claw at puppy as her white sharp teeth she shows
I shook at what was happening between me thighs so bare
The ears and teeth and claws and fur and me so helpless there!
The doggy wags her tail and thinks the kitteh wants to play
The kitteh thinks of nothing more than how to get away
But as the puppy bounces 'round the kitteh for to watch
The kitteh's claws are stuck in me pajama bottoms crotch
The chase was on as kitteh tries to jump to her escape
But her claws stuck in me pantaloons are holding her at bay
She struggles for to free herself from my knees so bare
And the doggie puts her nose right up into me thatch of hair
The screamin' then commenced as claws were raking down my thigh
The doggie runs back to the door which shuts with her inside
I'm standing up still dripping and I do a little dance
Whilst reaching down to rescue the poor pussy in my pants
The kitteh finally frees herself and climbs up on my knee
The puppy still more curious, comes running up to see
The kitty climbing frantically up on the paper roll
And paper peeling off the roll and down on to the floor
The surgeon come to treat my wounds, he looked and shook his head
He did not ask the questions but went straight to work instead
I asked "Are ye not curious, how this came to pass, these wounds?"
Says he, "Noo, lass, Ye did nae shut the door to the bath-room."
©2008 Bruce Cannon
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Date: 2008-09-30 06:57 pm (UTC)I would love to hear it set to music. and what would you have for a corus?
Eh I'm not a poet or songwriter, but I hear something in my heads that ends with "...and never again shall I use the privy lest the door be firmly shut."
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Date: 2008-09-30 11:08 pm (UTC)I got a bit of chopping and correction to do on it yet :)
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