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thebruce...so there's this ring lying on the ground after the country dance on Sunday...I picked it up and looked at it, small delicate thing, with a bit of green tarnish on the inside. Fawkes remarked that it looked like a toe ring, and I wonder aloud, who in the world could have lost such a small ring; there were several younger girls in the dance. Fawkes says "Well, you could do the Cinderella bit..." and off I went.
About half a dozen patron-toes that I tried it on later, I wander down by Aunt B's, and there sits Mike (Edward Bartholomew Addison Yardly, or E.B.A.Y from OKRF) and Nancy (Bonnie Blue Fox) and family and I figger it mighta been one of their girls lost it. They're all in Pirate garb. So I holds it up and Nancy, who's wearing boots says...
Wait for it..
It's Mike's Nose Ring.
Yes, I warned him of all the toes it had been on. Of course. Whaddaya think I am?
No, he didn't stick it right back in his nose.
About half a dozen patron-toes that I tried it on later, I wander down by Aunt B's, and there sits Mike (Edward Bartholomew Addison Yardly, or E.B.A.Y from OKRF) and Nancy (Bonnie Blue Fox) and family and I figger it mighta been one of their girls lost it. They're all in Pirate garb. So I holds it up and Nancy, who's wearing boots says...
Wait for it..
It's Mike's Nose Ring.
Yes, I warned him of all the toes it had been on. Of course. Whaddaya think I am?
No, he didn't stick it right back in his nose.
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Date: 2007-06-26 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-06-27 07:29 pm (UTC)"....*feels* like a toe ring....
.....*smells* like a toe ring....
.....*tastes* like a toe ring....."
I'm just a really flirty Scot. Shame that none of the patrons I had to try it on were wearing skirts.... :D
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Date: 2007-06-26 02:19 pm (UTC)How funny!
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Date: 2007-06-27 07:30 pm (UTC)*THAT* was funny!
Rouge!
Date: 2007-06-27 07:34 pm (UTC)Re: Rouge!
Date: 2007-06-27 09:05 pm (UTC)Rogue is the flavor of theBruce :D
Looking forward to this weekend!
Re: Rouge!
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Date: 2007-06-27 07:31 pm (UTC)Wow... thanks!
Date: 2007-06-26 07:27 pm (UTC)Wow...
*HUG*
-TL (swamped at work & stressed)
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Date: 2007-06-26 07:39 pm (UTC)ROFL
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Date: 2007-06-27 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 06:33 pm (UTC)That's hilarious!
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